Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Perfect Plug

Ummm... at the risk of sounding really ignorant...
I was just wondering why we can't just drop a really big boulder on the leak in the gulf?
Or you know, maybe sink a really big old HEAVY ship on to it, create a ree-...well guess not
...not for a while anyway. How 'bout an incentive... The person, company or family that donates the perfect plug ( be it rock, meteor , old plane, ship...) gets free gas for a lifetime.
We need a plug, a really big plug... How hard can that be to find?
Melt down a bit of heavy metal into cone shape and guide it down slowly with big chains.